I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

Whointhewhatnow?

Yeah, Hemsworth is selling himself short. The order of Chrises is a matter of personal preference apart from first (Pine) and last places (Pratt).

Small correction, easy mistake to make, tiny thing, completely understandable:

I’m about ready to go to his office with a sign that says, “Will Lawyer 4 Free”

I regularly entertain violent fantasies about his death.

This constantly bears repeating...

AGAIN: This should not be a serious surprise to anyone. They knew exactly what they were voting for and getting:

He has the “I have made a huge mistake” Gob Bluth look on his face.

“... he said he waited to make because he “wanted to get all the facts.”

Did this press conference really happen or are we all having a stroke?

If he’s so progressive wouldn’t he have used a bidet?

Why would these other countries want this gross man just living his best life among their citizens? Do we have foreign rapists in America just living free?

It starts at home, right?

Look, I’m white, but there is something so hilarilously ironic about a bunch of pasty, doughy, bald fucks claiming to have superior genes. Look at Corey’s physique, and then look at the white “supremacists”. Yeah real superior.

If bad BMIs were a disqualifier for neo-Nazism, this fight would be over a lot faster.

GET IT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

This is why I propose going in reverse order for this series next year. We’ve reached the point in the series where the teams don’t really suck that much on the field, AND for a team like Arizona, the suckage is minimal off the field. From here on out, we really can only look forward to you shitting on the Patriots…

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

“Why were you fired from your last job?”