The erection you had writing this must have been mastiff. 

I hope you imagined me smirking and slightly leaning my head towards you with every italicized word. Because that’s definitely the delivery I was using.

I definitely would’ve missed all those shoehorned puns if you hadn’t italicized them, thanks for that 

Siriusly? Did the umpire not appreciate the paws in the action? Was it the bottom of the caninth? That was a ruff response from the crowd.

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

Ok, this is starting to make more sense, then. Any school literally named “asshole” would be a perfect fit for a dudebro like Brett Kavanaugh. 

It was originally announced that the law school was to be named Antonin Scalia School of Law but they changed it when it was (immediately) pointed out by everyone on the internet that the acronym spelled ASSoL. How good is that?!

Um, I would’ve not run. 

Yes, and she is why we no longer have a women's pro tour, sadly. 

We'll sell mentally unstable people guns, but not gay men cakes. Welcome to america

I’m honestly getting tired of people acting like it’s gonna kill women’s sports. Way people talk about Fallon Fox you’d think she’s the most dominant fighter in WMMA history, but the opponents she beat had a combined career record of 8-20 and she lost her only fight against someone notable enough to have a Wikipedia…

Literally no one supporting this law has ever given a flying fuck about women’s sports, or women in general.

This is a good article that goes fairly in depth. It is quite a complicated issue and being aware of and open to discussing the potential issues and negative consequences associated with trans women competing in women’s sports doesn’t make you a bigot or a conservative.

Did you read your own fucking article you idiot? That wrestler is a female transitioning to male, who wants to wrestle against boys but Texas’ dumb rules won’t let him. It’s an example of why people should compete in the gender they identify as. Jesus you dumb fuck. 

yeah this is a deep dividing issue in the Lesbian community that does transcend the political divide and goes beyond just sports. It goes into the Woymn-born-womyn mind set of encroachment of their space, and that the Trans community should be allowed at all.

“...and numbskulls who think Tootsie Juwanna Mann is a documentary.”

Im all for it. Just thought this was a rare opportunity to bring up the move Ladybugs.

Thank you so much Ms. Theisen for writing this. I am sharing it with others. As a father of a transgender girl I am hopeful that as time passes she will face fewer obstacles to just existing. I am grateful that she is growing up in this generation as she has faced less hate and discrimination compared to what she…

I love that these idiots think straight cis men are going to transition to being women just to be good at sports, even though almost no women get rich playing sports and your average dude is NOT good enough to beat the best women in the world.

Remember when Renée Richards ruined women's pro tennis? Anyone?