We’re all just waiting to crown Jizyah Shorts, aren’t we?

I like Storm Duck, but c’mon... Truman Peyote. It’s magical.

don’t give them any more ideas of product promotions 

Maybe they got mad Monistat on deck, we just don’t know.

So it can cause things like yeast infections and also things like UTIs.

But the sex during commercial breaks! So awesome! /obvioussarcasm

Except now we also have (particularly gay men) people sleeping together without condoms and using only PreP or the reassurance that they don’t have HIV. As stated in the article, people are ending up more at risk of other STD/STIs, and some of them also have pretty life-altering consequences.

There is no way Jizyah Shorts doesn’t win this.

Fucking amateur. From the official DPRK archives:

That sounds like a high protein diet, not a high fat diet. Ketosis happens when you a very high fat, like 70% fat, diet.

That’s an unusual place to keep them.

I audibly gagged at the thought of getting ready to go down on a sexy dude, only to be punched in the face nose by some stank hot dog dick.

I don’t get why it’s either or. How about a balanced diet of protein to carbs? Then you aren’t getting off smells either freaking way.

Ok. But high carb diets possibly lead to yeast infections. I’ll take a bit of off smell instead of an off smell and an unbearable itch.

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

Dude probably bids two notrump while in the East seat with only four tricks.

I’m not sure I’ve ever played cards sober.

Guys....Have I been playing bridge wrong this whole time? 

We got to watch Trebek drop a savage burn, and she still overcame it and won. This is a win-win in my book.

Contestant: [watches video above]