They should really start calling them pelvic packs though. Or tummy packs, depending on where it’s resting.

That’s a good point, and it would probably be cheaper to just enclose the patio in netting anyway.

Put an air conditioner in it, and it could be great for eating “outside” without having to worry about bugs.

Great, yet another conversation about women’s health dominated by some man. Who the hell does this Frank think he is?

That’s pretty much what I was referring to :-/

Hey now, not having a reflection doesn’t necessarily mean one doesn’t have a soul (and vice versa). Take this fella, for example:

I’d much rather see Phillips being interviewed, not some privileged little twerp.

“Then, she added: “I’ve never seen people so happy to destroy a kid’s life.”

Because it’s actually just a giant chocolate bar.

“The left has decided anyone wearing a swastika armband is de facto against Jewish people. They don’t judge people based on the content of their faith, but on the content of their armbands, trading one bigotry for another.”

Hopefully this won’t conflict with NYC calzoning laws.

When it’s hijacked by power-hungry lunatics, absolutely.

It’s maddening that half the country lives in the 20th/21st century, and the other half lives in the 11th.

Just make sure you’re well-stocked on oysters and everything should be fine.

“Most importantly, all of this remains both rude and disrespectful to Chiitan I, considering that she remains out of a job through no fault of her own.”

Nah, it wasn’t a dealbreaker, just mystifying. She’s a brilliant, hardcore intersectional feminist, so it made absolutely no sense.

Ahem...au français.

My ex refused to vote in the last election, but luckily she lived in NYC so her nonvote didn’t matter. Still, blugh.

Every generation has its insufferable people. Before this person, it was Kim Kardashian. Before her, it was Paris Hilton. Before her, it was Carson Daly. Before him, it was Andy Dick. Etc, etc.

“Your poem is quite bad,