Back in my dating days, a girlfriend once sent me a text during an argument: “ERROR: Clitoris not found.” It not only made me laugh, but I resolved to be more...generous orally.

And to add insult to injury, they’ll be Godfathers breadsticks.

Harris/Duckworth 2020.

Maybe the rabbit is Hareison Ford?

Do you have a source? Because everything I’ve read says the first Greeks emigrated from today’s Turkey.

Maybe she was being sarcastic?

Sounds like the best medical condition ever. 

And that was after a couple thousand years of Germanic mixing. The ancient Greeks and Romans would probably be part of the travel ban if they were here today.

Hell, even the ancient Greeks and Romans were people of color, or at the very least multiethnic.

“King, who believes that only white people have made contributions to civilization”

It’s not often I’m left speechless, but holy shit.

“I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

He would have removed Donald by now.

I don’t think he’s dealing with it in the best way, though:

I would say she can do better, but I’m pretty sure I’d say that no matter who she was with. So, I wish them all the happiness they’re meant to have!

That’s the pic that made me finally realize this is no more “reality” than any other; it’s just the one we’re all currently stuck in.

Which means the funds will run out halfway through and what is built will collapse within a week.