From now on, whenever someone tells me to “live in the real world,” I’m just going to laugh my ass off.

Blue Planet II (on Netflix) has a whole segment featuring them.

This happy lil guy is even named after her:

I imagine Air Force One is being prepped as we speak.

I haven’t seen it either, but that’s mainly because I’m just not into horror films. Real life is horrifying enough.

Now’s the perfect time to introduce my new Habanero Mouthwash. Burn away that unwanted saliva, at an affordable price!

Exactly. He and Biden can be advisors, absolutely. But that’s as far as it should go.

Joe, Bernie...for the love of Grodd, stay out of the 2020 race. Both of you have zero chance of defeating Donald, and you’ll just embolden new waves of Bernie Bros and Joe-Joe Binkses. You had your time; now step aside and let a new wave of candidates show us what they have to offer.

According to The Root’s post, she’s going to start her own nonprofit. I’d definitely donate to it.

“Why do we have cats, again?”

And Vitamin E. coli!

Having a 4.0 college degree should definitely help. 

And they washed the meal down with the finest prison water, a vintage Yellow with just a dash of artisan rust to bring the whole ensemble together.

I definitely see him as more of a symptom as well. I see defeating him as a Midway victory rather than a Yorktown. Defeating him would show the rest of them that not only are they not untouchable, they’re next.

Hopefully the state will actually help her gain that employment they’re requiring her to have.

I guess rain had a scheduling conflict.

Yeah, but Donald doesn’t really recognize Tiffany’s existence.

Calling Donald a snake is an insult to snakes. He’s an overgrown prion.