The problem is that the moment you start speech/tone-policing oppressed people and their allies, you become part of the problem. Oppressed people have every right to vent.

Too high in cholesterol. The bad kind, not the good kind.

I buy denim jackets solely on their ability to hide my flask.

I would go with the one who can guarantee free fries with every burger.

Great, now I’m hungry.

At least the rest of us can call her a racist monster. No journalism degree required!

Except the Trumps are royal family wannabes, which to me is even worse.

I considered that, but it was too clunky.

Yeah, I’d be like “I’m a paying student, so back the hell off.”

#1percentproblems

On behalf of the Doctor: fuck off, Donald.

Well, I was going by Donald’s propaganda machine.

Donald also wants to create a state-run channel. Apparently Fox News, Breitbart, and the Sinclair syndicate don’t count.

For the insurance, duh.

México Primero!!

Assuming you’re lucky enough to have a good mother, and not someone who takes her mistakes out on you, that is.

It’s a classic case of Schrödinger’s post.

I’ll stick with my Catnip Chardonnay.

Yeah, good intentions don’t mean squat if the optics are bad.

Turns out you’re right!