Hmm...then that’s just a case of not thinking things through.

“Further proof that [racist white] people are trash: A pair of nooses were found hanging outside the Mississippi state capital.”

I hear the White House is testing a new line of Constitution-brand toilet paper.

That’s insulting to young children everywhere. My daughter as a baby was a thousand times more mature than Donald. He’s a rich, entitled white guy who’s had everything handed to him; that’s why he is the way he is.

I’ve discovered my “soon” is most people’s “next year.”

I think “soon” is directly proportionate to how much you want to see someone/want something to happen.

No, they absolutely are. I was talking about people oppressed by men in general; but you’re right, I should have included people of color.

A few years ago, I was carjacked by a flock of escaped turkeys trying to make their way to Canada. I haven’t celebrated Thanksgiving since.

Exactly. We need to start accepting responsibility for our actions and work on making amends.

I’m guessing people’s opinions on Baked by Melissa depend on whether or not they live in NYC. I can totally see people who live there being sick of it.

Five Napkins is a good bet, though they are more burgers than steaks.

I’m not even saying it should be a permanent thing. But men need to start focusing on improving themselves rather than forcing everyone else to kneel before them. Even the #notalls are passively supporting the assholes by defending themselves rather than having the backs of oppressed women, LGBTQ+, and non-binary…

Try Gigi’s on the Upper West Side, around 72nd and Broadway. I’ve been from one side of this country to the other, tasted a lot of strange stuff; and they have, by far, the best salads I have ever eaten in my life.

I don’t care how “broken” someone is, there’s no excuse for this behavior. As the child of abusive parents who blamed their actions on “stress” and my “disrespectfulness,” this asshole can fuck the hell off, and so can anyone who defends him.

I have an answer, but it’s not appropriate for a family site.

That’s going to make for quite the awkward episode.

I’m thinking men shouldn’t have positions of power/authority anymore, not until they get their collective shit together.

I said this over on io9, but I see Detective Pikachu as just Deadpool in Witness Protection because he uncovered a Pokémon sex trafficking ring.

If God turns out to be a giant turkey, we are all quite fucked.

The Blue Lanterns have rings powered by the emotion of hope.