“You have to know by now that there’s a Chris Pine dick shot in the upcoming Netflix film Outlaw King.”

“Throw very small rocks!”

“And a horde of invading zombies from the liberal coast can’t change the fact that in Texas it is in our DNA to defend freedom!”

“It’s not gonna work. We’re too intellectual, we’re too smart for that, you know?”

It’s called hope :-)

Just goes to show that any town with the word “Eagle” in it apparently sucks.

I’m avoiding all news sites until around 5pm PST tomorrow; because I know if I don’t I’ll just end up giving myself a stroke.

Make sure to vote!

The problem is that if the Republicans keep the Senate, they will continue to destroy the Supreme Court.

The only song Donald has any business playing is “Horst-Wessel-Lied.”

“But like a brave soldier, he presses on”

I’m in Oregon and voted against the ban. I didn’t even know about it until I saw it on the ballot, and was like “fuck that.”

Federal tax boycott. We should seriously consider it.

Those blasted Sackville-Bagginses never know when to quit.

It’s a good thing you said “cat” as opposed to “pussy,” otherwise the comments would be very different.

I hear Gandhi was inspired by Sherman.

“The NYPD confirmed that seven women and seven men were arrested and taken into custody but declined to provide additional comment as the arrested protesters were still being processed.”

The prosecution should take this as an opportunity to charge Donald as an accomplice.