When I was younger, I was misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, and Islamophobic; but I got over all of that and became a decent person. I don’t understand why these assholes can’t get their shit together and do the same.

“How old? 18 or 19?

So, what are we going to do about this? When I say “we,” I mean Jezebel readers and their social networks.

You meant President Michelle Obama, right?

Ernest Scared Purge.

I’m pretty proud of the fact that I haven’t seen a single Polanski movie or a single Woody Allen movie except for Antz.

Good, but a little clunky.

Hasn’t she heard that people with glass purses shouldn’t throw stones? 

“One other nitpick. Even though Zari’s speech wasn’t meant to be meta since there is no Trump analogue and it’s ARGUS that takes over, but with Supergirl going full political and Zari being Muslim, it really feels like that speech was trying to relate to current events, which automatically irritates me nowadays.”

And not being able to marry Ivanka.

The subtext in that second gif speaks volumes.

She’ll be proficient in small blades as well.

This is why my daughter’s learning archery. Any man tries this shit with her, she has my full support in putting an arrow through his crotch. 

“I hear buzzcuts are in”

By 2124, white boomer men will all be dead, so that’s something at least.

Now I want a jack o’quarium.

“He added that, “This is a conjuring of evil—not about free speech...Conjuring up personified evil does not fall under free speech.”

I used to love McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets with barbecue sauce. Then they changed the recipe or something, and I haven’t touched them since.

This is what happens in a society built on a foundation of (patriarchal) hierarchy.