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It’s not close to being a bad game. It has parts that people don’t like, but it is mostly very good and has some of the best character work in any game ever.

You are definitely the most pathetic out of the three.

Kaceytron has successfully monetized the searing, white-hot ball of pure sexist rage that exists in Gaming Bois, and for that she will *always* have a place in my heart.

Police have told Caviness that she needs to stop streaming on Twitch.

I kind of love two things:

1.) The no-fucks-given attitude (seriously, the way we in the US slut-shame women for revealing any part of their bodies—while having no problem whatsoever with bros putting on a “gun show”—is absolutely ludicrous).

2.) That one of her logos closely resembles the Brazzers logo.

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Maybe they should bump these awards on the calendar. It’s only been two months of real time, but it seems like it’s been ages since all of these same games won similar awards across other awards shows, publications and web sites. It’s like, yup, Zelda, Horizon, Mario, PUBG were still really good games last year.

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Track: Johnny B. Goode | Artists: Chuck Berry With Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band | Album: The Concert for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Splits are done manually by the player. He stopped his timer later than when he actually touched the ax. For runs like this, they go back and look at the replay frame by frame to get an accurate time.

Atomic-powered sex cheetah and potato-powered sex sloth sounds like a battle of the bands concert that totally needs to happen.

Plot twist: Grumpygrampa22 is 22, and has already planned out the next 50 or so years of his life the way a tween might plan her wedding in a Lisa Frank notebook. 

“If he ever does want to do a figure skating game, I totally call dibs on making it,” he said.

Ryan even looks like that dud.

Dallas’ matches are never boring because you’re guaranteed at least one or two moments of gleeful, impossibly skillful madness, but they’re pretty much always infuriating because this team still hasn’t figured out how to put it all together and play to their potential consistently.

It was amazing last spring when Breath of the Wind had sold more copies than the Switch itself. That soon changed. Still, to have yet another game outsell that one (Mario Odyssey, released three months ago) is pretty surprising.

Proof again that The Obama’s were too good for this country. They came to the aid and comfort of a woman who spent most that campaign slandering them. Dear America you didn’t deserve The Obama’s you deserve The Trumps. All of them.

All of Trump’s Wives: He Cheats Like Hell.

okay well put... i wasnt even thinking about putting out statements condemming the shootings....

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Track: Heroes (Live at the Isle of Wight) | Artist: David Bowie | Album: Heroes