Great story, and I’m happy to see this continued increase of “faith for humanity” stories. Nice job Guild Wars/ArenaNet.

“a black mother whose child forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer”

Funkos are like $10, Nendos vary but rarely under $40, of course there’s gonna be a difference.

I wouldn’t violate the rules! I had to avoid a couple of subjects because I’ve heard rumors surrounding them, rumors I will hopefully share on Kotaku in the months to come.

Maybe, but “one of the better 3d sonics” is like defending the taquitos at your local gas station because they’re “one of the better roller grill items”

Seriously. Dat edge.

This guy.

Probably an easy one, but Shadow the Hedgehog. It has way too much edge but I always have a grin whenever I’m playing it

Sonic adventure 2 on the Gamecube(didn’t own a DC).

Crap—I forgot to mention this one. * opens closet door, 20 GameCube controllers fall out *

7. Hoard it forever because you are emotionally attached to it.

The EU, except for a few books, was a hot mess of hilariously bad fan fiction. Any problems you mention with the new films existed in the EU tenfold.

I thought I was the biggest geek I knew until I read this beautiful piece of fanboy whining.

You’re absolutely wrong. Disney has been cherry-picking the EU and trying to rebuild a better continuity. Hell, we just got a new Zahn book about Thrawn that largely maintains his original backstory. Give it time.

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I’m under the impression that Bayo 1 is a free pack-in with Bayo 2 and isn’t available as a stand alone.

I think the lack of delays was helped by the fact that Nintendo has clearly been working on first year Switch titles for sometime now, likely due to having decided that there was no saving the WiiU sometime ago and thus turning it’s various internal teams loose to focus on the Switch.

Can we just give Nick Offerman the lead role in a Teddy Roosevelt movie already? He’s the only one manly enough to play the Manliest President.

As a Parks & Rec fan, I thought the message repeated over and over again was that Ron was a good, compassionate person with an honorable personal code of ethics, but his libertarianism, when applied to actual government, would be... Not great.