I actually heard a great hypothetical that involved stopping JP Morgan from investing his own money into halting the Panic of 1907, the theory being that letting the panic worsen would shore up banking regulations and the creation of the FDIC that would prevent the crash of 1929 and avert the Great Depression, thereby…

Fizzy douche? The dude in all ways battered her and has since done to others. Psychiatrists from both prosecuters and defense admitted she was in a constant state of fear when she snapped. It was crazy case but when the facts bore out it seemed like temp. insanity was the right judgement.

Not quiet along the same lines of the Baby Hitler question, but the one I want to ask, particularly of the GOP “I’m not a scientist” candidates: “Can you explain the basic principles behind the Scientific Method and how it is used to make conclusions?”

It really reminds me of this guy who came into my friends work and my friend asked him how he was doing and he replied “TEARIN IT UP”

You know his kids bought him Dave Barry books. Those are like the ultimate Florida Dad read.

I’d want to give him to a family of pacifists who would really encourage his art.

Do we have to kill baby Hitler? Can't we kill adolescent Hitler instead? I'm pretty sure I could do that. I bet he was the WORST.

I’d be really surprised if Jeb read fiction, period. He seems like the kind of guy who hasn’t read anything since the last Dave Barry book his kids got him for Father’s Day.

Can we go one FUCKING day around here without calling a woman who was abused to the point of chopping someones penis off OLD? FUCK. No one cares about your boner.

Not touching anything else on your plate?

On one hand, good on ye, women of Detroit. On the other, private funding for rape investigations better not become a fucking trend.

I really like Ashley but I’m fat and sensitive to bullying so I couldn’t help but rally for her. So many times it just felt like the other designers were counting her out because they didn’t like the way she looked. I hope she makes it big since we chubs need more beautiful plus size clothes.

Don’t be silly, Jane. You gonna tell me your Nars eye shadow is no better than Maybelline? Your Urban Decay eye pencils are no better than Almay? This is simply false.

Yup. Don’t even try to tell me you can replace my Touche Eclat with ANYTHING.

I understand the question, but think it’s more accurate to say that this man is mentally incapable of consenting to sex, or likely even understanding what sex is. He has the mental capacity of a toddler. Do you think a toddler should be “barred” from having sex? Because I do.

He “refuses” to participate in FC unless his rapist is holding his hands. I mean come the fuck on.

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

I am almost 46 with three kids and I would hurl myself off a cliff in short order if I found out I were pregnant again.