Crying...and buying.

Dude have you ever met / been an actual teenager.

Leggings will be pants til the day I die

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

Why are we surprised that our students react to things with violence when they are shown that is how they should react? Adults (teachers, officers, parents) need to set the example, and I don’t think it’s such a leap to say that the example shouldn’t be fucking body slamming teenagers.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

Seriously, this is creepy as shit to be like, “Imma just regard 14 year old girls like 17 year olds instead. Cause I feel like I can justify that.” A 14 year old WOMAN? Just fucking stop.

Um, no.

As far as pain goes, from my experience, It was painful for about 30 seconds during insertion(yes, very painful, but not for very long), and then I had some heavy cramping for a few hours afterwards, and some off and on cramping for the next 24 hours. Since then I have had little to no cramping or periods(to the…

Who the hell just lets a fart fly in a restaurant like it’s nothing? I’ll run to the bathroom if I have to.

Why did you put a dead rat in your wall?

Please tell me more about fucking with tourists. That’s the kind of hobby I need to get in to. Trolling “ghost hunters” and the like.

There are several rules of thought on this topic. I am not a fan, particularly if the second kid is the same sex as the first and close in age AND there's a large registry involved. I find it greedy and tacky. But plenty of women see it as a celebration of the mother and not as a gift grab for the baby, in which case…

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

Or is it just not a bunch of angry men claiming women cannot play such roles such as Ghostbusters?

Isn’t forcing someone to have a child they don’t want a lot more like slavery?

Ms. Greer has been a valued voice, but this ongoing transphobia from fellow second-wavers is disappointing and discouraging. Move into the twenty-first century, please.

Granted, this is referring to the US and not the UK.

Sunday morning fuzz brain: Kaley hashtagged the puppy IG #savethemall. I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why the mall needs saving.

It’s weird that the media’s conception of NDT is like he’s a scientist in a superhero movie; someone’s a geneticist, yet they conveniently know how to build a robot that shoots lasers from its eyes.