Ruffalo and Johansson are pretty good too (unless there’s some horrible stuff I don’t know about).

Do you ever think the mothers of people who wear pro life cowboy hats wish they would have gotten an abortion

Yeah, he’s white and cis and all that, but he’s still got chips on the table. He’s gotta think about endorsements, he’s gotta perform in countries that are institutionally unwelcoming to homosexuality, on and on.

Buff Chris Pratt as Rocky... In those tight, short, gold lamé shorts...

...something something... just the tip.

He served a little less than one year in jail and remained on probation for the next five.

I was angry before I even clicked thru to the article. Then I read this

Why are they all cube shaped? THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO ARRANGE FLOWERS KANYE.

All I could think about was how fuckin expensive that flower wall is jesus christ I have so much debt and these people have flower walls and fake bumps
*sobs in corner*

Jessica Williams is A GORRAM TREASURE.

I have been proposing this since Coyote Ugly, which would have been a much better movie if it had just gone full hardcore.

I’d watch a porn with him in it. God, he’s like the most gorgeous director. There is probably a line for his casting couch a mile out the door.

Try to imagine this man having sex. Go ahead. Try it.

I am an assistant and Beyonce was right. Get the fuck out of the shot. She wasn’t doing anything necessary, it’s not like her tit was out.

At the door, the bouncer scanned the ticket. “Just one?” he asked. “For Kidz Bop?”

Reactive Oxygen Species (ROS) - which includes so-called “free radicals” - are actually one of the ways cells trigger/signal apoptosis in response to cellular stress (particularly radiation, like the kind found in radiation treatment for cancer) or critical DNA damage, aka mutations, aka things that may cause a cell…

See, this is such bullshit. If I can’t wave the Confederate flag at college football games, then how am I supposed to express my support for an anachronistic system of exploitation in which old white men get rich off of unpaid labour?

Abort the Catholic Church in its 397230798389423840849328th trimester.

I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

Don’t forget Brendan Fraser’s cameo as the Vietnam vet.