okay but which ones.

IT’S LITERALLY ON THE CHAIR YOU DUMB FUCK WE ARE USING AN ACTUAL VISUAL REFERENCE DO TRY TO KEEP THE FUCK UP OR DON’T FUCKING BOTHER SHOWING UP AT ALL.

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

“I BETTER CALL STACY - HER LITTLE BOYS RHEIGN AND XISTOPHER ARE SUCH NAUGHTY BOYS”

I read the worst thing on Facebook the other day and I just really need to share, “This quote my client said to me always makes me tear up: ‘your daughter grows up and becomes a wife but, your son is your son for life.’” I FOREVER NOW MUST TYPE IN ANGER CAPS BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS? WHY? HOW CAN YOU EV? I JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!

all they need to say is ‘stop being such a little shit’ or something like that (as long as the kid can’t read)

Ew I hate these more than anything. What are the moms gonna do when their little girl throws a fit and breaks the chair

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

Not to mention Shazam, which recognizes the music for you (a concept which, at the time, would have been akin to magic) so there’s no more recording off the radio in little of snippets of a cool song, hoping to some day find out the name/artist.

It’s not exactly the same as Google, because I’ve never called my library and asked for pictures of naked guys wearing glasses.

Rousteing might be even thirstier than the Kardashians.

“Nameless Fruit” would be a good band name

My father was a reference librarian at the the Vallejo public library for most of the ‘70s. Trivial Pursuit came out in the ‘80s. Guess who always won.

Button up flannel shirts are really very comfy. However, they’re usually very poorly tailored to individual’s boobs, so if buttoned up most of the way, they tend to look/feel funny or unflattering. Leaving the bottom half unbuttoned makes the waist look huge. Thus, button up the bottom, throw in an undershirt so the…

Race is not the same as sex/gender. “Femininity” is not a culture.

Is it bad that I kind of want this to be my job?

0.5 or 0.38. GTFO with that 1.0 mess.

0.5 or 0.38. GTFO with that 1.0 mess.

I can’t remember his whole spiel, because my brain was filled with the enraged screams of my primal warrior ancestors and I was battling to keep a pleasant expression on my face.