I’m trying to imagine being enough of an anal-retentive douchefrigate to go online to complain about how an attempt at comedy “ruined” a game of Jeopardy, but I can’t wrap my brain around it.
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I like her style. If you’re going down in flames anyway, the least you can do is have some fun during the ride.
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“If Calvin can’t understand the importance of her friendships, then she should be the one who dumps him.”
Greatest tweet of all time.
it was so diificult not to just RT everything Ice T was pushing out
PLUS-SIZE CULTURE HERE SHE COMES
Kris Jenner got implants when she was super young so gunna go ahead and call bullshit on the whole ‘wholly natural unaltered body until 50” bullshiz
bernie was sassy as fuck last night
Honestly she looks better with her fake ass lips and anyone can fight me on that
Instead of watching the debate I made chocolate covered pretzels with home made candied bacon bits and I feel like I made the right choice for me and my family (me looking at myself in a mirror)
I think that say more about the tax rates of marijuana compared to the tax rates of liquor, and the relative cost of each, not the overall consumption of each.
What a frittata.
...but what Davidson did was super harsh.
Davidson is right, people lie and/or exaggerate ‘cause it makes them feel more important. I think the only way to overcome this side of human nature is to always force ourselves to tell the truth, no matter what. I’ll start: I single-handedly foiled a terrorist attack once and I have a huuuuuge penis.
And give him the Sacko Award forever.
dammit you beat me to a “Brian” reference
COME ON, BRIAN