I’m real glad Damon is proving to shape up as exactly same kind of douche he played as himself in House of Lies.

Sorry, Chief

MARK MARK MARK tell them what you said instead of “I do”

I thought it looked like costumes on Divergent

Meanwhile, Canadian Donald Trump is always saying “later, hosers”.

In one of his tweets about Jon Stewart, he accidentally wrote “losers and haters” rather than “haters and losers.” As someone who lives with OCD, I have to wonder: does that haunt him?

I keep thinking these posts say NSFW and am disappointed by a lack of inappropriate content each time. Darn that NYFW acronym.

Great they can reuse it again in Game of Thrones

This is all really important and I’m glad you’re drawing attention to it but please please stop quoting the Environmental Working Group in articles about science and health. They are notorious science denialists who ignore vetted, vigorously reviewed and researched facts in favor of flashy headlines — it’s like…

*sits on the cold, grey east coast and cries*

Congratulations!! I hope you have many wonderful years together. Try to stay way from Rosebudding.

I AM CRYING MARK OMG OKAY BRB LEMME FINISH

“Dancing Bear” cocktail

I have an exclusive pic of the wedding:

wooooo congrats dudes

There’s also a “licking lake,” a place called “twin knob,” and a beautiful nature area called “Rodburn.” I asked several of the locals about this and they agreed the town had a couple of deliberate dick jokes up in it.

You must not be friends with any cops or wives of cops.

Read that as Whoopi Goldberg tits.

So that was a real dick move and everyone should be mad at Joy. This woman obviously does great work and she should be celebrated for it

So can the View die now? Please?