OK, but that house is fucking CUUUUUTE.

And take your letters off, for Pete’s sake!

Oh brother, anyone who’s going to get outraged over this is a big ol’ prude. In the grand scheme of things to be outraged over, this is HARMLESS. Remove stick from ass.

COLLEGE KIDS!

I don’t understand why I’m supposed to be clutching my pearls.

*hands out pearls to be clutched*

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

Your old ass bf needs to retire. My bf Gio, shown here on the right, is coming for him. Out with the old, in with the new, biotch.

Oh really? He’s your boyfriend? I’ve been there for him since 2006. Do you even know about Syracuse, where he got his start, as his supposed girlfriend? I AM THE WIND BENEATH DAVID MUIR’S WINGS. HIS MONSTROUS BAT WINGS.

Use the sultry to draw in the crowd

Maebe?

And gang rape each other. They are truly the humans of the sea.

Umm I’ll have you know that I gave birth in the beautiful Hudson River and my baby was blessed with not two, but THREE perfectly healthy feet.

They also rip the heads off fish and use the carcass to masturbate.

Dolphins are assholes. They attack porpoises for fun. The porpoises aren’t a threat and the dolphins don’t eat them. They just do it because they like to do it.

“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

I thought the person extending the invite usually paid. I mean if you are going by formal etiquette rules.

Okay, I’ll bite. Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half? Sometimes the guy on the date stubbornly won’t let me, in which case I’ll usually concede (because I don’t want to get into a huge argument about it) and pay for the second date (if there is one) or, if we’re going…

Regarding the first story, I really hate when you do someone a favor by letting them borrow something they assume that they always have access to that item. If I want to help you out okay but when it starts to infringe on me then it’s not. That is just rude.

It’s a reasonable complaint. Threatening to stab someone in the neck is not a reasonable way to make it.