So...they paid to get the window repaired, right?

Freelance artists generally don’t work in salons and have assistants. They are one man shows. The really popular ones bounce around the country and work in other privately owned hip nail salons. The chain gang nail salons are the ones with 5 different people doing 1 persons nails depending on the traffic. You don’t…

A damn good nail artist would never let any embellishment fall off especially considering they are expensive. And it's sealed with topcoats to cover any rough edges to avoid snags and such. If your embellishments fall off fire your nail tech.

I’ve had my nails like this plenty of times and do actually use my hands, believe it or not. It’s fine and if it’s done properly, they don’t gets tuck in anything.

These are for contests, they are not supposed to fit in everyday life.

There was a nail painting booth at NYCC last year

What the fuck indeed. I've come to expect fuckery like this whenever someone writes anything about nail art. The pressed basic bitches come out of the woodwork and flail. Flail, flail, flail.

Nail art has been around in some form for like, millennia. I think it’s only gotten super big in the US recently but I wouldn’t count on it going away.

What the fuck?

I fucking love this shit. I’ve only gotten nail art a couple of times (and very tame nail art), but daaaamn have you ever seen these ladies work? Tiny brushes, glitter, tape, and a ton of creativity. It’s glorious.

“If you want to, for your own-self-empowerment, take personal responsibility because you feel like you need to for something you did, that is one thing,” she adds. “But you don’t get to make that statement for everybody else.”

Picturing all of my family’s friends, I can’t picture sexting with any of them, but then most of my mother’s friends are old yentas like her and they’d probably respond to sexts with updates on Mrs. Goldstein’s boy.

I can put a lot more grand slams under your belt, Andy.

Nobody cares about your boner though...

Fuck yeah!

From Bristol Palin’s blog:

Biggest takeaway: The Duggars are rich enough to own a private plane.

Because with a new name, we can pretend it’s not an antiquated concept.

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”