Nope. Sorry, Carly. I can’t take anything you say seriously if you don’t believe in vaccines.

This is my favorite quote.

UM

BUT IF YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT BEING A RAPE SURVIVOR

WHY CAN I NOT JOKE ABOUT HOW FUNNY RAPE IS

WHY ARE THESE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS NOT THE SAME THING

NUANCE AND CONTEXT ARE POLITICALLY CORRECT LIE WORDS

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She co-wrote the song with one other woman. Either you think she is too stupid to write a pop song or there are some issues you have that you probably need to sort out.

Oh, don’t you dare try to reduce her because she’s refusing to be boxed into society’s mysogynistic requirements for “credible” young women.

I LOVE THIS SONG, I LOVE THIS VIDEO, I LOVE HAILEE STEINFELD, AND I’M NOT ASHAMED BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? I ALSO LOVE MYSELF.

Eighteen year old adults masturbate. How is it attention grabbing? Is it because she’s already famous? Would it make a difference if a non-famous non-actress 18 year old released the same shitting song - would it still be for ‘grabbing attention’? are pop stars not allowed to sing about masturbation? Stop victimizing…

I was right there with you until the hypersexualized part. Can’t a woman sing about some self fuckin’ without being a hypersexperson? Let her live yo.

someone explain how they can interpret this song as not being completely about masturbation.

Your league sounds awful. Who takes social dodgeball seriously. It is just a good excuse to get drunk on a weekday with strangers and friends.

they’d be far better off explaining football to the fuckin’ Bucs.

I’ve never done anything near this level, but I ref my social dodgeball league and the shit I take compared to the guys is unbelievable. I’ve been called a bitch multiple times, one time told to watch the way I talk to people because I’m making myself unlikable, told that I don’t “know the fucking rules” and, in a…

I hope Sarah penalizes every motherfucker that says those misogynistic comments on the field we all know are coming.

Noted fact: anyone who uses the terms “classy” and “class” is usually devoid of these descriptors.

I will NOT be orphan-kitty-pelt-suit shamed by you or ANYONE

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

Lol really because these dresses look 100% better on voluptuous women IMO. Like sorry that us curvier gals took something meant for the skinnies, realized we looked awesome in it, and started wearing it, but too bad! I mean, I have never actually purchased one of these dresses but I have tried one on and my boyfriend…

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

wow tswift is an atrocious dancer