I don’t know any one in touring bands (at least at the level of playing small clubs and driving their own van from gig to gig) who expect to have a bed to themselves, let alone separate hotel rooms for each member of the band. My husband and I regularly let bands crash at our place, and they’re so excited to not be…

In the aughts, I worked at [insert name of fancy NYC department store here] in the baby department. We sold Juicy tracksuits for babies. Repeat: JUICY. TRACKSUITS. FOR. BABIES.

Where is the one about a private equity firm that takes over suite of websites and fucks it all to hell?

Tell me about it, Stud.

A comment that can keep me satisfied.

This comment was the one that I want.

I’d rather have the jacket, tbh. I love the stars on the shoulders.

Olivia Newton-John is selling off the outfit she wore in one of the final scenes of Grease, the one where she realized the only way to attract the future Scientologist of her dreams was to change her wardrobe/fundamental personality.

I mean, addiction’s a bitch. But cheating with the nanny? Not taking your relapses seriously? Showing up at your ex-wife’s drunk?

Damn those pants are super tight , there is no way I would fit into them unless…
I better shape up.

The pants were vintage at the time of filming and even older now - evidently sewing her into them on the set was easier than replacing a vintage zipper. I’ve been reading about the broken zipper on Sandy’s makeover pants for more than 20 years.

DB is pretty much all I continue to read on Jezebel. It seems you’ve decided to take the next step and give up on DB. The Lady GaGa’s dress thing was the headline in this morning’s DB. The headline. Of the thing you’re presumably paid something to write. 

Then it shouldn’t have been left in the room, but rather with a member of the concierge team or another office that likely handles these sorts of requests all the time.

Yeah, might be this. A precaution for both the hotel and the employee for situations just like this. Tough for someone to say something was stolen if it’s been sitting in L&F for a year.

People DO use their mistakes or flubs to admit they are human. Just not lame-ass people like Brady or trump.

So This. And no one does it anymore. Trump could get out of 90% of the stupid things he does and says if, just once in a while, he’d say “you’re right, I can see how it could be taken that way but it wasn’t what I meant. Oops.” But it’ll never happen. No longer do people use their mistakes or flubs or brain farts to…

Meanwhile, I’d just like to remind people what it was like to have a GOAT who could genuinely laugh at himself:

No shit. Magary’s take that he got fucked over is total weak sauce.

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to…

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.