I’ve...had this friend? I’m so embarrassed now that we were ever “friends.”

I thought the same thing! Like, there was no one she could ask about the going rate for a celebrity children’s book? 

You’d think someone would have told the daughter of Richard L. Simon of Simon & Schuster fame about the perils of the publishing industry.

I mean, I wouldn’t count writing a “memoir” about someone who can’t defend themselves that’s full of snide sounding gossip as being that good a friend either...

You're basing your assessment on a review in PAGE SIX?

Also, while there’s support for parents of trans kids now, there really wasn’t until recently. It is significantly more gutsy to support your child when there’s no external support for either of you, no roadmap or published guidelines, no one to talk to about it, etc.

Also, on the “gutsy” front, I am going to assume this writer is not a parent. I don’t have the details from the anecdote in question, but if one of Hillary’s friends is talking about her young child, I’m going to take “a few years ago” to mean in the 1990s when HC herself had a young child. At that time (or even…

So, she reveals that she supports trans people and that she’s learning and trying to better herself on a topic and human condition that she wasn’t familiar with for most of her life. And the takeaway here is that that’s “not pretty”? The purity tests are unreal.

This seems more an issue with the interviewer than Hillary. I do like that Chelsea wasn’t going to play the interviewers game and was direct.

This is classic TERF/transphobe tactics: find the most extreme possible example, get someone who is casually ok with trans folks to go along with it, and then try to portray them as agreeing with you. Hillary Clinton has actually worked to measurably improve trans lies, I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt…

I do not believe this Sting impersonator is only 22.

Well, she does say she goes from zero to thinking she’s a wizard with two drinks, so I’d accept the claim that she gets like this off of kid-size painkillers.

I had Lasik more than a decade and a half ago and to this day, I fantasize about whatever drugs they gave me. It was the best night of sleep I have EVER had and everything before and since then has paled in comparison. After the procedure they gave me a bottle with two pills. They said I probably wouldn’t need it, but…

I am not a Swift fan at all but she is a celebrity.... I could see her getting very different treatment than you or I do. My ex had eye surgery (sort of like lasik but different) and he got a few days worth of Xanax.

“I’m not asleep; my mind is alive.” I love this so much.

It just proves, Taylor is just like us, when on drugs.

Due to the price tag ($35,000!!!!!!!!!) I’m assuming those kittens are F1 Savannahs, meaning they are the direct product of a domestic cat and a serval. (They get cheaper the further back the serval is in the bloodline. F1s are not legal in many states.) They love water, they’re very easy to leash train, and they…

I feel like there’s some social sciences smart-guy word for it like gaslighting or projection I just haven’t heard yet where you pretend like you live outside the linear timestream of all humanity and that’s a totally normal thing.

What kind of defense is “well we stepped up safety after she died” wtf

I have a love/hate relationship with Goop.