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“I am still alive people! I would really appreciate it if you would remember that the next time you are casting something! I will do anything, say anything, no matter how nuts, just to get some attention. What do I have to do to remind you I exist?”

Kylie may be vapid and talentless, but I think she can do better than Tyga, a man who is significantly older than her, a man who publicly talks about her in ways which are crude and meant to justify his predation upon her, a man who seems to be using her for her money.

But this narrative—young Kylie being used for her money by this flash in the pan wannabe—gets her attention, but makes her the sympathetic victim. If she were dating someone with talent and skills of his own, the narrative might be more about how the least talented Kardashian is dragging down this person with

One reason is that Montessori is not a trademark so ANYONE can open a school and call it Montessori, regardless of whether they are affiliated with any of the Montessori associations, use Montessori curriculum and materials, or hire Montessori certified teachers (not to mention that there are different certification

In my experience, the church friends probably heard, but did not care.

We just went camping in Yosemite and were very diligent about locking all food and toiletries in the bear locker. no bears

Justin cheated on his live-in girlfriend of fourteen years with her, Jennifer Aniston isn’t going to be hiring a female nanny.

Except you really could have no idea that I am not one of the no foam customers you hate until after you hand over my drink and I thank you and walk away (though I may lurk and watch you make it and say , nicely, “no foam” if it looks like you plan to spoon extra foam on top (I always assume baristas are busy and all

I was once a barista, I know how steamed milk works. I don’t want a lot of foam on top, so I say “no foam” because I have seen people spoon foam onto my “low foam” drink. No, please, just pour the steamed milk (which I understand will have some foaminess going on) and hand me the drink, don’t make designs, don’t spoon

“Gwen is absolutely devastated about the marriage ending, and she has been inconsolable...But she had no other choice. She was very suspicious that Gavin was involved with the nanny.”

Being a rapist wouldn’t dissuade GOP voters from supporting Trump, so why is his lawyer getting so bent out of shape about this?

As someone who was born in Chicago and lived most of her life here, I thought the storyteller sounded lazy and entitled. Is it cold? Hell yes, that is why hats, scarves, mittens, coats, and snow boots exist. If the streets are not navigable for you (due to lack of ploughing, salting, shoveling) then it is ridiculous

Watching this was like watching a slow moving car crash—Rick Santorum so obviously hoped this would get him attention, the sort Rand Paul got after his interview with Rachel Maddow, but he could not come up with anything outrageous to say, when push came to shove. He ended up being so much less hateful than he usually

I want to give you all the stars

It’s a place were everybody knows your name and their always glad you came.

I was surprised I couldn’t find this image in google, so I did it myself (it is rough, but hey, I just learned a new skill is photoshop)

“delicious pizza sense of accomplishment”

The only visual type of person who would really stun in a Lilly dress is a very tall, dark-skinned woman

I want to meet Miss Rita! She sounds like a sweetheart and she has top drawer makeup skills.