Don't be so prejudiced!

You lucky duck.

I haven't listened to Neurosis in far too long. I love Swans too, so I'm going to hit up the album with Jarboe first. Lucky me!

Straight into Stones From The Sky? Fucking. Brutal.

It seemed like he was in some demand for his freelance magazine work. Not much money there, for sure, but maaaaybe if you're a Chuck Klosterman or Matt Taibbi in the making?

Ground breaking material, that. Female spiders and their shoes, man.

With Cribs, we also got to see "where the magic happens."

I'd never seen any. That's impressively awful.

You called it "fun," but nothing about that fact is fun at all!

Hey, humiliating me for one of my lesser parts is my ex-wife's job!

Quit trying to push that tagline, Don.

Teenagers. They're not really people.

I've done this kind of dumb rude thing to someone because I suddenly flew into a deep depression. You have my surrogate apologies if that's what happened. Who knows.

"You know how you feel about people using Oddjob? Well, that's how she secretly feels about sex with you."

It's battery. I think Dan should have been more vicariously outraged, personally.

It will only be "Pokemon Go XXX: A Porn Parody" because those things never actually have funny titles.

Seinfeld Quote Generator is asleep at the wheel, so fine:

I hear ya. Same goes for buying pants and finding a convenient way to listen to audio books. Such chores!

I do love Scott, PFT, and Lapkus goofing around. But I hate paying for things.

Man, this some heroic shit right here. Keep striving.