Hey, she was perfectly free to not eat those seven pomegranate seeds, like some kind of fattie.

The only copy was in a Danish mental institution. Because they're crazy!

No, but they did plumb new depths of hackery. You've got to give them that.

My Cousin Vinny!

Let me guess. The Western Wall. Gallipolli. A mass grave on the Eastern Front. St. Peter's Basilica. Hiroshima. Ground Zero.

Equal parts Kubrick and Fincher. Fincher for the extreme attention to processes and close-ups of hands doing stuff, desaturated colors, use of voiceover and strident criticism of capitalism.

What is a "grit"?

This is part of your long con to see Catherine the Great fucking a horse, isn't it?

Stoya is the best.

"Again, the antidote to that is lesbian porn with no dominant/submissive themes."

"the whole dialectic is bad and feeling forced off by stupidity should be the natural order."

Meaning, "leave the public forum"? That would be exactly what they want. She should be able to exist as a person without having to deal with this garbage.

I respect the strong take. I do love Primer, though they are pretty different.

Your handle is at least partly accurate.

I could see how people wouldn't, but I liked Upstream Color.

Nah. He's just a wanker.

This is delightful. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

The only thing I know about kilts and sex is that it's easier to stick your hand down the waistband than to go up under if you are doing some heavy petting with a dude you just met at Mardi Gras. The wool is apparently quite heavy. Such is the wisdom of my friend Jess.

"How much is your beauty school tuition? … $300? Oh. All I have is $400. And I need that for a new trampoline. I mean, the one I have is pretty good, but, you know."

I suggest starting by looking down your shirt, then spelling "attic."