My dad did think that though. His defense was that most times people write "lol" after nothing funny has happened, which is true.

I've asked this question before and been told that the first four are all great, the other two by Frank are good, and to skip the stuff by everyone else. I bowed out sometime during Children of Dune though.

So you are the Bizarro-Me, and took some math classes instead of German. How did it work out? Do we go to the library for fun?

You're fighting the good fight. The internet is dark and full of terrors.

"Balls of steal," you say? I didn't know we were talking about my ex-wife.

Not that lite, though. I cannot abide anyone telling me when I can and cannot go to the bathroom.

Yours is okay. I suppose my beef is with the lovely folks at Earwolf who spelled it "-wheaties," which would only be funny in an "LOL random" sense.

I miss Oregon. I'll make my parents send me some. Cross-continental shipping costs are a real beast.

That's a great reason to use that logic!

N.B. Darin's doodling is dozens of overlayed tic-tac-toe grids, but also looks like a whole bunch of swastikas.

Andrei Rublev, too.

There are good parts to that movie, but the fact that Del Toro is homeless and on the run and then has to forge his own perfectly balanced special fighting knife in the woods is so asinine that it ruined the whole thing for me.

[Grabs nearest person's head, pulls out knife, starts sawing] "Time for some palak pan-ear!" [Spurting blood] "Or is it the red curry?"

Remember how you have to go visit? I remember that your reason was some sort of excuse? "Something something wanted to talk to some professor about a summer internship but it fell through something something anyway here I am."

Did the invitation call it "An Eyes Wide Shut Meetup"?

Merkin.

Thank you. You're doing god's work.

That seems to be the universal "Youtube Explainer" voice.

They don't even call it Mexican food, though. By their own admission, they are "Mexican-inspired," which seems fair.

There's no real way of knowing.