Next you'll be telling me you have a beard!

Only if I can be Sergeant-at-Arms!

Bill Walton.

I love bacon too! That is so RANDOM.

Once, some friends and I stayed with some friendly acquaintances in Kansas. We were due to spend four days there, and within fifteen minutes the Kansans had brought out the Jeff Dunham DVD. Never have faces fallen so quickly.

…and sound speed. Okay, continue your comment. I won't talk for the rest of this.

What, no D.C.? Are you implying that I live in some sort of cultural wasteland?

I'll recommend the podcast Hardcore History, which did a six-part series on WWI that runs about 24 hours and is excellent. And of course The Guns of August, of which you are probably already aware.

Possible home country to the Dutch, Danish, or Flemish.

Yeah, but a "fun" one, not a "scary" one.

Thank god every child in the country was taught the difference between types of Greek columns, for some reason. Two thousand years from now it's going to be "Now kids, this is what? Anyone? That's right, 'vinyl siding.' Vinyl siding, three car garages, and Formica formed an important cultural signifier and object of…

True story: ABC originally did not let the Fonz wear the leather jacket because he looked like a hoodlum. And after that, they would only allow it when near his bike, as it was "safety equipment."

A Suppressive Person like you would say that.

…or rinsing your butthole with the same jug that other people have certainly touched to their butthole during the rinsing process. Shudder.

Oh YEAH!

The Master has two stars on Netflix, as does Melancholia. The Interview has four stars. Trust any other source.

Couldn't you check it out from your own library? Or ideally just kip off and watch the whole thing during work?

I think it may be a reference to Kubrick's "The Killing," which also has unnecessary narration to explain time jumps.

Mr. *BOI-OI-OING* is my dad!

He wasn't even creative enough to invent them! He bought the business from the guy who invented them for a few thousand bucks.