It's not as breezy a read as you'd hope. It alternates between the tone of "fan fiction" and "angry manifesto."

That is true of all things that the Big Bang Theory would try.

"Next I'm going to this other haunted house over at [place]. They have a real live Babadook!"

If you ever do. I only ever got functionless wiener and sleepiness.

"Go karting is like normal driving, except the car is so much smaller, so the fun comes from the fact that you know your body is too big for the car."

They would have to be quite dissimilar in size to necessitate a rack-focus shot.

FRIEND!

Jimmy is a grown-up version of the character Jay from "The Inbetweeners."

Preach!

They need to get out more. They just Styx to themselves.

It's worth it.

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