My mum’s cat was called Cocoa when she adopted her but mum didn't like it so she changed it to Coco. True fact.

A friend of mine has a Wheaten terrier named Coco. For EIGHT years I assumed the dog’s name was “Cocoa” until, just last week, I was told the dog’s full name was Coco Chanel. “Why would we name the dog Cocoa? She’s got white fur, not cocoa colored.” Like I’m the crazy one in this conversation…

Any woman is “too good” for a man who has no respect for women.

Hey Kanye ^^^

You just miss the perfect title and the obvious pun for the album;

Yeah, that must be it. Nevermind that a few comments ago I said Prince was the best Superbowl performer of all time. Go fuck off. Go on, scoot.

Ann Summers is good if you’re in England, I don’t know about anywhere else in store but if you don’t mind ordering online try Amazon.

For the longest time I would come down the stairs and look for Fud on the couch. That's where he spent most of his time his last few years. Also still dream of him. He was one of the greatest pets I ever had.

I feel like I was fairly passive aggressive when I was younger, but I find as time goes by it’s easier not to be?

Do you ever have the urge to be passive aggressive or manipulative? I was talking to my roommate last night because while perusing Jez I came across a comment in the greys. Written by my ex. The ex that broke my heart and ghosted me basically. I had this moment where I wanted to just star it and not say anything. It…

I am crushing HARD on my friend. He has a girlfriend, so...whoops.

You guys! My kitten came home! I love him desperately already. I opened my facebook and the first thing I saw was an essay by a blogger I followed who had to put her dog down. So now my heart is already broken. I actually don’t really like cats and I LOVE dogs, so I thought if I had a cat I wouldn’t get that attached.…

Okay, cats time! We picked up fosters yesterday. A mom and SIX kittens. So I have ten cats and two dogs for the next few weeks. It is chaos and I love it.

So... I’m heading out momentarily to my 10-year high school reunion. I swore I wouldn’t go, but I think curiosity and FOMO got the best of me. I’m feeling a little nervous/self-conscious about the fact that, unlike a huge chunk of my classmates, I don’t have a husband or a baby, or even a boyfriend. Intellectually,…

I don’t think it’s being entitled to want to sit in the seat you paid for. And it is definitely not that person’s responsibility to make sure “the rest of the passengers on the flight don’t suffer” from your child. That would be your responsibility. They just want to mind their own business and be left alone.

Other airlines exist. My point stands.

I wonder if you can find the line between when they stopped doing shit for love and it just became about the money and brand.

Cause I imagine at one point they loved singing and performing. It was something they’d do for free because of the way it made them feel. To get money for it would be like a drop of water in a…

Could totally see her making an app where her fans *pay* for the privilege of being her street team and distributing marketing materials for her.

Players go from city to city, adding more and more famous people to the stage for the ultimate in #squadgoals. The winner is the one player who can convincingly act shocked every time she receives an award.