When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

A prodigy in our midst!

on a lighter note baby I’m really proud of your typing

This is the first time I've ever heard of unearned fame ending badly. Because I was born yesterday and am a baby who can read and write in English.

I mean, I’ve heard of tweaking the bean, but that’s something different, right?

Maybe it’s like Sasquatch, you know it when you see it?

We never had celebrity visits when I was a kid in the hospital, but do you know what was the highlight of my week? The day when people brought in “therapy” animals. People often brought in friendly dogs and let us snuggle with them and play with them. One time this lady brought in four golden retriever puppies and…

And considering the vagina is internal, I’m even more confused. Unless we’re using the term lazily for vulva. But I still don’t see Lovato, who went to treatment for ED, fat shame and assault a fan.

You’re a sick child in the hospital and the admin tells you that a special celebrity guest is coming to visit you. The special day arrives and it’s...Tyga and Kylie Jenner.

. “I worked very, very, very hard and I got back to that place where I was genuinely happy and strong and ready to live again and see the world and, you know, bring in more beautiful experiences...That’s when someone miraculously came into my life.”

Just do what I did in high school: have no sex and no friends. I turned out just fine!

It’s so weird to me that these people are OBSESSED with motherhood, but they don’t seem to actually like ... mothering their children. Like, they train their babies to be as unintrusive as possible, and then have older kids raise the younger ones as soon as they’re able (“able”).

I don’t know. I’m of the opinion his face is his own and he could do what he wants? If the doctors were trying to sell him more surgeries, then maybe, but he seemed pretty enthusiastic about them on his own.

I do speak up actually, when people attack WoC’s looks. I speak up when people attack anyone’s looks for no reason, especially when it’s particularly hateful (this isn’t, but your post about Lena Dunham sure af is). You can hate Courtney and Lena’s personalities/schtick/etc. but it’s gross to post vitriol about…

Bless you for sharing these.

please read all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s tweets about last night’s Taylor Swift show ( a small sampling below)

Bette Midler is a star.

Here is a sentence I never thought I’d utter: Thank you, CatAss.

it’s practically unamerican with how close it is to being a canadian tuxedo

Didn’t realize it was cool to shame girls for what they wore.