Parodies all around:

literally don't know anything about the Simpson sisters other than the fact that they get pregnant

If he was upset over just having dinner, you dodged a bullet. Guy sounds shady as hell.

How is this many years later and BSB are still whiny bitches? 'NSYNC 4LYFE.

re: polkadot shade
who the fuck notices this kind of stupid shit?

I find that "sexy faces" are often more like "I'm stoned in the chip aisle at the grocery store and experiencing sensory overload" or "someone walking behind me just grabbed my ass" or that thing, that you said.

Yuppers. Customer service people assign you names based on how dickish you are... Or how bad a mood they are in.

Oh my god, how much do those things weigh?? I can barely carry two bags of groceries that size.

Those angry veins sort of remind me of testicles rather than breasts. Chesticles? Which I doubt was her goal.

I think you can only pump your own boobs self-service in some states.

"Hey, my eyes are up here. Just kidding. Please look at my tits."

Not a motorboat situation. Full on motorbarge. Full. On. Motorbarge.

Gosh, what is the point of that? That life looks miserable

she legit looks 50

Yo, I don't know her life.

I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt and will assume that this stuff is just her lawyers. A couple of years ago Katy Perry (real name Kathryn Hudson) tried to sue Australian designer Katie Perry (real name Katie Perry) who had been selling clothes branded under her name for longer than Katy Perry had been known as…

I still don't know why Meyer wouldn't protect her work from this vile woman's trash heap attempt at writing.

lol clackwork <3

To be fair they probably spent like 35 million of that on silk ties.

you can go even further with that; the movie is bad because the books were bad because they were based on the twilight books which were also terrible. You can only pile shit ontop of shit so far before you have to stand back and admit that your tower is made of crap.