I both LOVE my fitbit and feel like a slave to my fitbit. My New Year’s resolution was to get the 10k steps every single day, so it’s definitely inspiring me to walk/run more. I do get kind of stressed though when I don’t think I’ll get them all in. 1,975 more to go today!

You kick ass, are indeed a Successful Human, and I hope you have fun/many drinks tonight!

Not all heroes wear capes. Bless you.

If someone paid extra for that specific seat, then I wouldn’t consider wanting something in return from the airline (a few miles or some drink tickets) entitlement. I know if I paid $115 but switched to a $110 seat, I’d feel like I lost money for nothing.

Agreed. I don’t know why some parents think they’re entitled to other people accommodating them, or that it’s appropriate to “publicly shame” people who don’t want to move. Unless it’s a better seat, I’m not moving.

Or if you’re changing the humidity in the train. Get the fuck offffff.

It does have a scent, at least the shit that my ex used to use did, and his car smelled like it. He got ones that smelled like fake watermelon or whatever (but he’d blow the smoke straight in my face constantly).

I typically use moisturizer with SPF 30, do you mean actual lotion, like hand lotion? If you say yes, I’m going for it!

I met tons of guys from dating sites (well, maybe not tons...like maybe seven?) and always met in a public place for the first few dates, as well as told a few friends where I would be. I did meet my boyfriend on OkCupid, so I guess I have a bit of affection for the site. It’s not bad.

I’m a high school teacher (it’s my third year), what about you? Sometimes I love it and think, “Wow, I can’t believe this is what my job is and that I get paid for it!” Aaaaand then other times I dread going in to work.

SAG awards are happening? Why so many awards?

I’ve always wanted to leave a job yelling, “Sleep tight, ya morons!” (the only part of Catcher in the Rye that I liked) but it’s probably not smart...

There’s nothing wrong with you, just to get that out there.

I second the idea that you guys try spending a couple of weeks living together (if you haven’t!) and see how it goes. My boyfriend and I are long distance and last summer, after about four months, I spent a month with him (perks of being a teacher, summers off!)

Greetings, pals ‘n gals. It’s been a lazy day, although I did paint my nails Tiffany blue, so something productive happened...

I remember a while back reading an article about two people with the same exact name (Taylor Something, I think) who met on Facebook and got married...and later divorced. The odds though? Probably still pretty small.

I’m a high school teacher and a bunch of my students type essays on their phones — and my classroom is lucky enough to have a set of cheap laptops! I don’t know how/why they do it. Their typing skills are severely lacking.

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JADE WAS A BEAUTIFUL BIRACIAL BUTTERFLY (her words but hell, she’s not wrong).

Well she’s put out a new album every two years for the past (almost) ten years. I think we can still expect a new one next year.