At least they are investigating the investigation itself. Someone has figured out the DA office had screwed up.

They are “investigating the investigation”—not her case, but whether or not it was handled properly. Can I please get ungrayed?

Yep. He’s gonna go on a long vacation to stay safe in case his idiot followers decide to act out their paranoid rage. That’s assuming he loses.

I kind of understand what he means. Still, I don’t like the idea of a business owner refusing service based on his opinion about the customer’s spirituality. It’s like if he was selling beautiful handmade crosses and refused to sell them to people he didn’t think were “real Christians."

The one positive thing I can say is “At least it was his own finger and not hers.” Also, if he has a Van Gogh thing going, why make a new tip. And if it’s not that, then he needs help and soon, before he cut off anything bigger.

I believe there is a program for women subjected to spousal abuse in the U.S. that lets them get a green card. I know it applies to people who came here on a fiance visa to marry a U.S. citizen. I’m not sure how it works if the husband is a student, on a work visa, or an illegal. But it’s worth checking. Many…

Sure. Although if paying for the medication wasn’t such a struggle, the woman wouldn’t have to cling to an abusive husband—who was the one working and thus paying for the medication—just to keep her daughter alive (much good as that done in the end!).

If she had a sick kid and two other young kids, jumping through beaurocratic hoops can seem as too much to handle. If you think that protective orders are something they hand to you upon request—and then immediately remove the threat from his own house and keep him locked up without bail, you are very wrong. She could…

Very true. Also, accepting prison rape—even of child molesters—as some sort of a “public service” implies that “sometimes rape is fully justified”—and that could be extended anywhere. Even if the rapist does “learn how feels” and never rapes again, what about the people that do it to him in prison? Many of them will…

That’s a very good point. To be honest, I was also thinking “at least that could teach him what it feels like.” But rape shouldn’t be a socially sanctioned punishment, for anyone. People gotta remember that the men that rape other men—even child molesters—act on the idea that “sometimes rape is fully justified.” A…

My most common use for opioids is also menstrual cramps. It’s the only thing that works but I don’t need them every time, so th bottle of Lortabs I got after taking out the wisdom teeth last me for several years. And I’ve never had a problem with any kind of an addiction, except to gummy bears.

No opiate makes you physically dependent from the first hit. You have to do it every day for a while before you get any kind of withdrawal—the same as with alcohol, only faster. It’s not even about how much as about how often Also, the physical dependency is not the biggest factor in addiction. People can be on…

So what is going on with the persistent rumor that the Titanic theme represents the end of Jezebel and Gawker? Are you guys really going down?

Scorpions are the worst. If keep seeing them in a recently built house that means the house was built on their path, so no matter how many you kill, more will show up. The only thing you can do then is find and seal every crack in the house, or they’ll keep trying to walk through.

I’m gonna start checking my oven mitts from now on... One time I woke up with a huge one of those sitting on my leg. Under the blanket. It is a feeling like no other and it woke me up.

Not all grown women like crusty old men. I never understood how George Clooney, with his icky gray hair, could be considered attractive. It’s like checking out someone’s grandpa. Di Caprio looks like crap now, but in Romeo and Julliet he was hot.

Because unlike actors, they have zero talent, and unlike real models, they get on the cover simply because of their last name.

Thank you for the best relationship advice I’ve seen in months. And you aren’t even trying to sell me some “Video That Will Make Him Crazy About You!”

I wouldn’t give a shit that someone could see it but blood is hard to wash out and I don’t like stained underwear.

Now you made me want to move to New York.