For the love of G-d, can we please quit seeing articles that normalize Johnny Depp? How so many people - women especially - can engage in his horrific gaslighting of women in his life is baffling to me.

And begins selling seashells by the seashore.

Jennifer Lopez turned in one of the most vapid, embarrassing performances I’ve ever had the misfortune to witness. That she even entertains the thought that she might have been even infinitesimally worthy of an Oscar nomination is the equivalent of me thinking that my 4th grade artwork is up to Louvre standards.

Those are great reasons. I wouldn’t wish bar exam failure on my very worst enemy. And I had the luxury of being childless and taking off an entire 6 weeks to do nothing but study. No doubt she’s working her ass off and no one can take that away from her.

Gotta say, that’s the way to go. You spend three years in law school reading cases and taking four- and five-hour written exams and then at bar prep, you spend all your time studying specific bar exam questions. It’s nuts. I knew a guy who went to a handful of criminal law classes and studied the bar outline for it…

On her way, at least. She seems tenacious enough to make it happen. Having been to law school and passed the bar exam, let me tell you that there are a lot of dimwits in law school who manage to do the same thing.

My G-d, I’ve been ready for the asteroid for some time now. It’s definitely time this shizz ends.

My dad married four more times after my mom divorced his drunk, cheating ass and I only found out about each one of them after the deed was done. It kills me to see how poorly people handle their kids (who should come first IMO) when they meet someone and decide to marry.

Didn’t Meghan say she was suicidal at this time? 

Oh FFS

Absolutely not! You must work hard to please the pinnacle of all style mavens at celebrity blogs! /s

Are we seriously sex-shaming women now?

Is this what you write online in lieu of “kill yourself?”

THIS IS A SHANDA

I feel that way about global warming. Rid the earth of humans and let nature do her thing. No more any of this nonsense.

I highly recommend Cat Twitter and JTwitter.  They’re all I have. 

And purposely harm LIVING TISSUE??????????

I do love that kid. (Wolf #1) That said, I was Julie for a week and my parents weren’t feeling it and changed it to something completely different. It happens. 

I’ve been married for 30+ years and I’m pretty sure my relationship is not healthy. We’re all doing the best we can.

Agreed. Pretty sure no one showed that level of concern for Britney.