So who are folks talking about when they say she lost her “blaccent?” 

He (allegedly) raped a child! Why doesn’t the goddamn queen serve him up on a silver platter? I can promise you I would frog-march my own son down to the police station in the same situation. Christ, that fucking family is the worst!

Give me that dog! I love him!!!!!!!!

Came to say this. You ought to see what my Congressional representatives are doing in Kansas. One’s a doctor and he’s been pushing hydroxychloroquine. I’m fine with the nail salon crap.

I thought Rhianna and A$AP were in “sleeping bags” to show American streetwear = homeless people. Granted, no one told me that, but it seemed obvious to me. Anyone?

Right??? I will be annoyed.

Seems unfair that Mulaney doesn’t have to repent and apologize to Anna Marie. I’d love to see him try to make it through a whole day of KP services. FASTING.

I’m annoyed for Anna Marie on behalf of Jewish women everywhere. 

I only wish I would have known him during the years I was trying to get pregnant.

Have you ever read his horrible poetry? Jesus, it’s bad.

To everyone going nuts blaming Olivia Munn for John Mulaney’s divorce, I would like to point out that it was John Mulaney who made the choice to leave his wife (and put tons of crap up his nose). He is not a child or a simpleton. Men have agency; they actually make their own decisions and should be held accountable…

Johnjohn, what did Olivia do to hurt you so badly? Truly, your hatred of this woman you don’t know is troubling!

Me, too. And mine still are. 

I knew I was going to regret being such a total B to you. Carry on. You are far more mature than I. 

I follow him on Instagram and he’s selling out shows and adding new ones all over the place. He’s fine.

I’ve never seen a comedian who had a kid in his stand-up.

Aren’t you just repeating everything Carrie said earlier? Please tell me you’re a man.

True, but a real dearth of Love Island posts and the season had so many moments that would have been good to discuss, esp in light of its creators’ promise to care for the contestants’ mental health in the wake of so many suicides.

Born in 1999. But yeah, he has great Gen Z energy.