Actually . . . classic Dolly Parton response!

It’s the bane of my existence. I tried eyebrow pencil but once I rubbed one off and my daughter laughed hilariously over my missing eyebrow. No thank you.

I don’t think this is necessarily so - I look at it a lot like the power dynamic of Black and white people. Chris Evans is a wealthy, powerful white man. If he were starting this stuff with Lizzo, I’d raise an eyebrow. But Lizzo, even though a magnificent woman with talents galore, is not more powerful than Chris E.…

I love that! This is now my daughter in ever single picture over the last few years. She has a magnificent resting bitch face and she employs it 24/7. Still, teenagers crack me up and I love their insouciance and sass!

I randomly put my hand on my 16 (almost 17) year old daughter’s back last night as I was walking behind her in the kitchen and she snapped, “Don’t touch my back!”  

That’s kind of the whole point, though. Our temple has a group called Daughters of Abraham for Jewish and Muslim women to get together. We have much in common. 

Oh, thank you for this. I’ve been following these wonderful people through the pandemic. They are charming, genuine and full of sunshine.

When I was in college, I was going to be an “artist” and so I actually bought canvas, paints, etc. Christ, I couldn’t even make something mildly abstract. I like his stuff and as with all art, if you don’t like it, don’t buy it. And don’t say you could have done it because you couldn’t have and moreover, you didn’t.

No Jesus in our religious school/temple, either. Usually an eyeroll if he comes up.

Oh, I like this. I’m Jewish, as well, and have never contemplated Adonai as a holy spirit but it works. Guess I don’t think about the threesome (father, son, HS) much. Huh.

What in the world is this thing with the holy spirit? CCB needs a lot more Torah (aka old testament) in her life.

Listen, I love a good birthday party as much as anyone, so long as the group is largely under age 14, but watching these mid-life crises play out in public is just depressing. My car has 275,000 miles on it and I’m going to have to either try to sell or eat the huge cost of concerts tickets I bought two months ago…

I’d say he’s immature but he is DaBaby.

That’s what the Bolsheviks thought.

I want Ashley to review the movie about the underwater monster that has sex with a woman. Her prose is poetic!

I remember being in college, too, and watching a PBS special on HIV not long after the first widely-publicized cases were reported and I thought this would be the end of us all. The gay-bashing was horrific.

“Scrumdilyicious!”

I will never get tired of this one.

Janet, are you my 16 year old daughter? Because you sound just like her when she talks about Adam Driver!

And Laura Lorson on Kansas Public Radio. Drives me insane and I hate Missouri (RIP John Brown).