I wouldn’t even call it lying to kids (which parents do all the time anyway). It is making the world more magical.

Apparently sucking the fun out of life is logic. Even the Vulcans were more fun than this.

I want to enter in one once and just sit there, slowly eating one hot dog or just one slice of pie while everyone else gorges themselves. 

They don't care. Apple just wants your money; all of it.

If you didn't get an Apple Certified windshield, they would probably brick your car. I wish this was a joke.

Making the stuffing separately is just simpler as you can make the stuffing after the bird is in the oven since it needs less cooking time.

Then why aren’t her eyes bloodshot and her skin worn raw from the long hours in the shower trying to wash the Trump stench off?

Me and like 1/4 of Scotland.

“It’s lazy and uncreative”

This is pretty much what I assumed. Really, if you have to tell everyone who you are, you aren’t famous.

Shouldn’t it be a new ‘tin’ standard are they are kind of cheap trash?

My apple cinnamon rolls. Basically just cinnamon rolls with a layer of partially cooked spiced apple inbetween the layers. I created it because I often find regular cinnamon rolls too sweet for my taste so this tend to even things out.

I just go around the room before going to bed with a flashlight and a fly swatter. They usually are hanging out somewhere on the wall and, as the article says, the beam of the flashlight makes them stand out.

That is truly psychotic. Just wow. Them literally telling you that you should join our cult rather than spend time with you grandfather.

Beyond the two people from high school and one coworker who tried to get me to join the mlm that they had gotten suckered into . . . .

Came down to the comments to say this.

“I have never gotten sick.”

The funny part of this is that we don’t really want Biden. He definitely isn’t my first or even my 5th choice, but we also want rid of Trump so much that he will do for now. I do appreciate that he is demonstrating the basic skills that we all expect from someone attempting to gain the highest office in the US.

I finally saw the second Fantastic Beasts movie when it came up on streaming. It is kind of funny how they work so hard to make it clear that he is a baddy.

5, 6, 7 (1), and 7 (2) are still on Netflix in Canada. Having only the last 4 installments doesn't make 100% sense, but that is still how it is.