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Borderline autism for the win!

This.

It just proves that you can't buy taste or style.

This what you get when people don't like you. 

Lately, I have been just having oatmeal and apple sauce. I find it comforting.

The few remaining good people in the USA need this more than I. Up here in Canada, our numbers are going up (as predicted) but they are nothing like the numbers in the States, especially the tens of thousands caused by Trump’s stupid rallies.

Mustard Mags is loyal to her craft and I salute her no nonsense statement of the truth.

This. It really is this simple and people need to accept it.

Clearly, Mags is a professional. Zach, on the other hand, does not have the commitment to the craft that such a prestigious position requires. 

Zach n Cheese would never ģet my vote. He is already angling for the 'not a hotdog' vote. Next, he'll be saying that, maybe, the Earth is flat and who is he to tell someone how that is.

Unless it is necessary, don’t travel. All you have to be is unlucky and you have now exposed your friends, family, coworkers, etc to the virus.

My uncle tried something like this once and I was the recepient of the really tastless joke gift. It was a super racist figurine (blackfaceish caricature).

So, no real surprises there. Did anyone expect pickle cotton candy to actually taste good?

BuT i Am VoTiNg CoNsCiEnCe!!

Is there any way to take her off the supreme court?

That is there look.

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I skipped it, but I assume that it is along the lines of the Paris Hilton lasagna video.

Aren't there a few steps between him sending the 'go' command and actually launches; I mean beyond the people who turn the keys in silos and submarines. I feel like there are additional safe guards for that exact reason.

Everyone needs to believe that their vote will be the one to stem the tide and take Trump out of power. . . . then get their friends out to vote too to ensure that he gets the ass whooping level of votes against him.

I think that the beauty of halloween is the selection of candy available. Kitkat, swedish berries, oh henry, smarties, M&Ms, cheezies, reeses pieces, gummy bears, maltizers, gummie worms, oreo, twizzlers, etc. It is all the various candies that we get that makes it great.