Brian is definitely top five for me. I've only seen that season once, though, so maybe I should revisit it.

Porn Brian is one guy I wish they would bring back.

Terry Malick scours the shire.

So our mascot's a cute asian?

NERD!

Are you in the habit of commenting on shows you've never heard of airing on networks you've never heard of?

I bought mine at 19 because of Reservoir Dogs.

It's stories like this that make me hate actors even more than I already do.

That's the one!

Wow, that is bad.

I bowed out when they went on their Irish adventure. And I have a fucking friend who swears that the later seasons of SoA are better than Breaking Bad. Right.

Good times.

The bots are becoming sentient. Liking their own posts and shit.

I fucking hope so!

It's a shame that John Rad is dead.

Or raised the kid as his own.

That dude's a total scumbag.

That was just…horrible.

Scumbag Steve is, you guessed it, a total scumbag.

Scumbag Steve would have poked holes in the condoms.