Stupid babies need the most attention.

Just give up. Life is too short.

- most of the world

"Gandhi didn't have a sweatshop."

I'm sure Tom Cruise thinks Tom Cruise would have been perfect too.

The same academy that never gave Hitchcock a competitive Oscar.

One of my favourite 80s movies.

Oh man, I loved Stinkor. Dunno why, but he was one of my favourite toys. I can still remember that smell to this day.

I was a huge fan too, and I remember watching this on my 7th birthday. Myself and all my friends thought it sucked donkey balls.

I'm South African and I only managed about ten minutes of Long Walk to Freedom. And I fucking love Stringer Bell.

Nelson Mandela is Ass Kicker - he will kick your ass.

I invented Post-Its.

I don't know, mate. Up until I saw this review I didn't even know an A+ existed.

The anus tastes like you're licking old pennies.

Never heard of this.

This was so much better than the last episode. Let's hope this show is just hitting its stride.

- Trevor Noah

Oh, totally the latter. I'm amazed that he hasn't.

Lord knows, I am.

Put the coke down, James.