Same here - I’ve loaned my best friend a LOT of money over the years but only because I was able and could afford to do so at those times. He’s always paid me back even if it took a while so I’ve lucked out! Same as you most of the people I love are awesome so even in times of telling them to ACTUALLY SERIOUSLY DONT…

I've learned the best way to loan money is to not consider it a loan - consider it a gift and only give the amount of money you'd be willing to/can afford to give without getting it back. That way if you don't get it back - whatever it was a gift - but if you do get it back it's just a nice bonus

I’m not opposed to robots being in my vagina. I just don’t need it to be giving me feedback about what it finds down there.

I understand that my period is God punishing me for Eve eating some fruit. And that’s all I need to know. No thanks.

i don’t think that that was intended as a criticism?

You know, this coverage of all things fashion makes me long for the days of Jenna Sauers, who gave a face and voice to models and offered a lot of insight into the process and mentality of her fellow models.

OH MY GOD I’m not in the greys!

Caleb loved history but now he’s history- is it bad that this made me lol?

I knew it was bullshit. I love Vulture, but why would you determine that the case is ‘closed’ when you haven’t even confirmed it from the other POV? Especially considering that Panjabi has made interesting comments in the (recent) past that acknowledge their beef.

Melon is the scourge of all fruit salads.

She’s been fab since “Bend It Like Beckham.” Archie to Julianna: La-taaaahhhhhs.

Just so’s ya know, domestic pigs were not created by Mother Nature either. We just manipulated their genes via thousands of years of selective breeding, which is why pigs on farms look like this-

Jezebel, please hurry up and ban this racist piece of shit.

Why’d you reply to this?

I am a true Christian because I took a meeting with the Pope.”

“OH MY GOD, REALLY?!” — No one.

You can’t be serious, can you? I have never and would never pee in a sink unless I were imprisoned or something.

I’ve vommed in a sink, but never peed.

Yeah, male or female, I’d rather take turns.

too much going on, right? hard to concentrate, don’t end up getting anything out of it.