Yeah, but that one is usually true.

Yes. Brad Pitt was never my thing, actually, even when younger, and he hasn't aged well. Theroux, on the other hand: YUM.

nonononono!!! It would drive me insane.

Ben Affleck is a known sleaze, so that should go without saying (yes, yes, the marriage was his, he should have kept in his pants, again: goes without saying). But just how terrible is a person who lives in another woman’s house to take care of her kids, then proceeds to not only have an affair with the husband, but…

I get that it was the 1980s, but it was still a very different era from today. She knew the drill. She was raised in this environment. Her family is probably older in England than the Windsors. But my opinion on this goes back and forth: sometimes, I think she was a teenager who did believe that, despite all evidence…

You know, I would have hated if anyone else treated their spouse as he treated Diana, but it just seemed like he was doing royal marriage the way it had been done for centuries. Marry the appropriate person, whether you like them or not, and have your own life on the side. As young as she was, she grew up in this…

Who is this one supposed to be?

Aw, man, no Gina Rodriguez?

I didn't love The Corrections, but I actually did like Freedom.

Bunnies aren’t cute like everybody supposes. They’ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what’s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Haven’t they already done that with JCrew Factory and Madewell? Neither are particularly cheap, but they are a cheaper alternative to JCrew original flavor.

It’s the one in the right when you see both together, but if you cover it, the one on the left looks a lot like a match, too. Anyway, the answer is neither. Matching nail polish to shoes is a bit too much.

Oh damn, I have the most embarrassing crush on him. He’s exactly my type. Not the whistleblowing, necessarily (although, hey, maybe that means he’s good with his mouth?), but the skinny, nerdy, glasses thing.

It’s actually delicious. They have it at ABC Cocina, and it was a fucking revelation. GIVE IN TO THE PEAS.

Caitlyn Jenner was already a reality star and a member of the Kardashian clan before she transitioned. Just because she’s brave — and I really admire her, as an athlete and for having the courage of transitioning in public — doesn’t mean she isn’t (probably) an entitled douche like the rest of her family.

They’re actually playing it super straight. If you’re familiar with Lifetime and Hallmark, it's all very par for the course — only a wee bit off-center.

Thank you. This video makes me incredibly uncomfortable. It shouldn’t have been made public and it certainly shouldn’t be in any website with even a modicum of decency.

Yeah, logos have been tacky for, well, forever. But for the rich, they've been tacky for at least ten years — or more. Old news.

Well, he only murdered a woman. It's not like he did anything serious, right?

My sister-in-law’s fiancé figured that, although he had already proposed, no moment would be better to present her with a huge ring than my wedding. Classless douchebag, indeed. Thankfully, I got a divorce eight years later and I could watch the jackass implode in a public scandal, from a safe distance, many years…