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Alice the Goon
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Only write about this forever okay thanks

this guy.

Well. She did just RUN out in front of the car, so there may have been some self determination there...but I have another...less provable theory that our sub-conscious is non-linear. This would explain ALL kinds of shit I’m not going into here, like residual haunting and esp...shit like that. Point being, though we

It’s Wisconsin, letting people down since 2010.

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs

What the fuck, Hamburger.

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Didn’t Donald Trump lose a billion dollars in 1995? And may currently be broke for all we know?

If you're wondering later, "Gee crime, I don't know" was when I decided to kick your ass.

I am usually extremely politically vocal but this election I fucking can’t be. I am the silent majority. I like Hillary! And, sure, maybe it’s partially due to the fact that I cannot fucking stand Bernie, but I don’t think she’s as unlikeable as people think. It’s just the people who don’t like her REALLY don’t like

I’ve heard the same story about Hoffman but it was Laurence Olivier from when they worked on Marathon Man together.

A lot of Clinton supporters are quiet, to the point of silence (except with a ballot). We don’t want to offend Sanders supporters and don’t want to deal with the barrage of comments we would receive in certain places, so we stay quiet. Fortunately, there are more of us than there are Sanders voters. It just doesn’t

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

I don’t think he’s a person at all, he’s just too adamant about it.

I used to be a “head is for Clinton, heart is for Sanders” Democrat until I read this:

I got an account just to give you a star.

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world