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AliceTeese
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Yes, but that’s not really the point. Her friend was killed because of her ex boyfriend's anger towards her decision to break off the relationship. This is a fear women face while dealing with controlling significant others. It is an unfortunately reality that we have to deal with.

I’m dating an FBI agent. I send my nudes to Snowden so they’ll see it. It keeps the fire alive.

Dear #AllLivesMatter people,

I’m currently watching a so-so mini-soap-adaptation thing on BBC called ‘Dickensian,’ which takes a lot of characters from a lot of Dickens novels and puts them in a murder mystery—I suppose it takes Edwin Drood, makes it about Marley’s murder, and incorporates many favorite characters from the books.

As a teenager I loved it but by the time I hit my twenties I realized what a shitty friend Carrie was; always ditching her friends to meet up with Big or some other annoying guy. And she was so embarrassingly bad with money for someone in their 30's that it was actually offensive.

excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.

Such a relevant data point. It must be her business experience that leads her to focus on the important stuff. What a great leader.

“Because of his business background. I feel like Washington needs somebody new and non-establishment, and I think Washington could use a good businessman who knows how to fix the budget. Our economy is not doing so great. There is so much fiscal irresponsibility. I think having a good Republican president would

She’s had a very Caitlyn Jenner-esque arc... coming out in a blaze of glory for a brief moment, only to open her mouth about her Republican ideals and reveal what a callous moron she is towards people who aren’t her.

This woman is a hateful, delusional idiot. Please stop giving her attention.

Fuck! We just went through 3 weeks between episodes because of the holidays, and now you’re telling me I have to wait another week for the episode I was expecting to download tomorrow morning? Not cool Koenig.

And I have to tip my hat to Erika, who volleyed all of Bethenny’s digs with an icy sassiness that I attempt in my own life.

jesus fucking christ. that poor girl.

It’s an astonishingly simple and effective way to troll people IRL.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

I hate Sean penn’s stupid fucking face.

$40 million would be just enough down payment for a $200 million house (and you know he won’t talk Hef down). And he’d have $5 million of his net worth left over to spend on tea. And Hugh Hefner would probably flee after a month of Martin playing his guitar. Too bad.

Things civilians use guns for: Suicide (like over 20,000 gun suicides every year). Toddlers shooting themselves or other people (about once a week!). Tragic, life altering accidents. Men shooting or menacing their intimate partners. Crime. SO MUCH CRIME. Dudes drinking beer and shooting guns and being all AW FUCK YEAH

lolwtf? Fear is what SOLD all those guns. Is English her first language?