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come get your boy, Corey.

Nah, they are setting up War Vet Luke for it obvs.

Khloe in particular came across as the most ignorant asshole. She kept waving at everyone as they drove by, talking over their tour guide, and recording videos of people on her phone without talking to them. Kourtney at least made an effort to speak Spanish, so I give her a teensy tiny pass.

It can only be deemed a flop if the movie is a remake of a fanboy faves with all female leads

You’re not clever.

finally we have skip’s take on lebron: that he’s not as good as Jordan. I’m so glad he’s been unshackled from the censure of ESPN to deliver us this spicy take.

“We have a bunch of talented, creative females, but they reach a certain point in their careers ...”

I think about that a lot omg

Joe Gorga will never top the moment that his hair-in-a-can rubbed off on all of his relatives during his fight with Joe Guidice.

did you actively laugh directly into his face? bc motherfucker fold your own goddamn socks if its that srs.

This dude reminds me of an ex-fiancé I had, who one day sat me down and very seriously said that before we got married I HAD to learn how to fold his socks the way his mother (a stellar housewife who came from a strict Japanese family) did. Because the way she did it was perfect and he had to keep having that once he…

Bravo to these beautiful, talented girls. It is heartbreaking that any child has to be growing up in a shelter, extra infuriating when a working parent is not being paid a living wage. Hopefully the publicity will shame her employer into giving her some paid time off.

That was a disgusting paparazzi trend. Aiming the camera lens for between the legs in the hope of catching women without underwear. Jesus, that was a low point for society.

I miss when Kanye used to shuck and jive instead of talking about things like race issues. Yeah, New Slaves is meaningful and all, but like, I really like to get down in the club to Golddigger.

I mean, they’re right, but his oratory skills are special. Extraordinary. Comparing her oratory skills to Bush or McCain or Romney would be a more fair comparison.

The stalker was Aaron Carter, wasn’t it? I mean, “allegedly."

Ugh the word pantsuit is the worst. It’s a suit! Just called a suit! That’s what it is. Men wear suits that include pants every day of their lives and no one ever says it’s a pantsuit. Just call it a suit. /pet peeve rant

Last night, my own mother said aloud in my presence that Hillary Clinton never wears dresses because, “She has the ugliest legs. She has cankles.” Once I picked my jaw up off the floor, I told her that, fortunately, the attractiveness of one’s legs is not a trait I care about in my government leaders.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?