Thanks! But now I can't star you... :(

Kinda off topic but this reminds me of World War Z, where the world somewhat collapses due to a zombie outbreak. When people in the US regroup, the lawyers/tv executives/etc don’t have any skills or contributions. The people who were doing mechanical work/gardening/sewing/etc have all the skill sets and are their…

I’m with you. Her remarks aren’t great, but I think it’s telling that being called a janitor is such a shameful thing. If anything, they’re to be admired for dealing with the shit the rich people don’t want to deal with.

This insult only works because we place such a low value on human labor. Capitalists believe all of these blue collar jobs just get done. I’ve worked at factories, and I can assure you that the work doesn’t just get done. People do it.

And you know what, Kelly? Scrubbing toilets is a lot more honest job than sitting on TV making fun of other rich people’s clothes.

I know plenty of people who took up or continued smoking because they could fucking take a break. I seriously considered it when I was in retail.

Ooh ooh, I’ve seen that one before, we should just start handing these out to people (you’re one step ahead). Since you shared your favorite comic, I’ll share mine:

When people are on the phone, I like to flush the toilet repeatedly. I fart as loud as I can if I have one in the chamber.

They do. I have overheard calls to mom, kids, boyfriends, the bank, parole officers, their children’s school nurses, a pizza delivery service..... you name it.

You’re welcome! I hope you make it there some day. I love telling people about that place. :D

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I’ll give you two funny baby elephants! The first is the one I spent more time with. He is four years old, and after he finished his bath, he rolled around in dirt and scratched his butt on this log:

I, personally, think that there is far too much emphasis on what people post and don’t post on social media. Posting on FB about a jackass dentist hunter and not about the intersection of race, class, and our criminal justice system doesn’t—-to me, anyway—-suggest that you care about lions more than human lives. This…

He also said that Palmer had hoped to kill an elephant next, but couldn’t find one big enough to satisfy his bloodlust.

robert mugabe is the literal worst, as he has always been. news at 11

omg bears..... blink twice if your zookeepers are forcing you to say this.

I am going to go back and read the full article and comments but had to stop and respond to the part about chickens not having personality. As someone that has been around chicken for the majority of my lift, I can say chickens have a crazy amount of personality. They are funny and odd and sometimes, depending on how…

Ok. Can any of the fitter Jezzies help me with something? Explain to me, please, why cleaning out protein powder from any kind of a shaker or mixer requires a pressure washer.

I need friends too :/. It is hard, I’m super shy.

Same. I’m bummed about having no one to hang out with on Fourth of July. Well, besides my parents.