His face in that picture says "Well, shit. Maybe I won't need rotating first ladies after all..."

Oh god. Being a Nazi is one thing listening to Evanescence like music... that is another. Burn it with fire.

True equality will be achieved when Bridezilla features a melt-down by bride Verity, who WILL NOT allow any non-local, non-organic, non-vegan finger foods (prepared with the most environmentally neutral methods) to be served at her “hippies down in the valley” themed reception, discovers that her new wife Barbara has…

We will have achieved true equality when gay people can have ridiculous wedding brawls just like straights.

YES. Yes to this! I have a best friend - I theoretically want to marry her, but friends and lovers play different roles in multifaceted lives.

I had to unfriend about a dozen people on Facebook today because of the Canada comment. I refuse to be friends with bigots, but I absolutely refuse to be friends with morons.

A few of these look like the result of when you put your mac’s camera on silly effects mode.

Yeah, but that’s a huge victory. That celebrating with us could be a good PR move would have been unthinkable not very long ago. When PR means catering to a previously marginalized group, it’s one of the most tangible signs of real, meaningful change.

Nice day for it.

Don’t worry. It won’t be a Homophobic Gazelle. It’ll be a Batshit Trash-alope. :) They can’t run very fast, bogged down as they are by misinformation and narrow little thoughts. Also, their hearts are simply too tiny to allow them much in the way of stamina.

Not every single. Rand Paul has said publicly that he believes everyone should be treated fairly under the law. Someone like him that is middle-of-the-road could truly help this country if given the chance. If you are so far left that you consider him a right-winger then you’re part of the problem. No one will do…

And just a sidenote, I really hate that as a single woman, if I say one slightly critical thing about the hysteria of weddings, everyone slyly suggests that I’m just jealous.

I did not realize that there were a finite amount of rights to give out. Now I feel bad that for every gay marriage, a straight couple will have to do without. Can’t we just manufacture MORE rights, so, like, everyone can have them? It’s simple logic.

Watch what the gay community does next.

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

I rocked a bob at my wedding, and I’m still married 20 years later. Short hair is no more of a threat to marriage than same-sex marriage is. (I should add that Mr. Access got his long ringlets cut and his beard trimmed for the occasion, but that was his choice. I would have married him no matter what. Neither of us…

You are the wind beneath my wangs.

Ok, Ok, real fast. 2005. I am living in San Francisco, engaged to the college boyfriend with absolutely zero plan of ever marrying him, but enjoying the gaudy ring and the lifestyle. Monstrous. A very good friend from college has her wedding in Iowa so I take off for a weekend with the girls, arriving Thursday in…