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Me reacting to every name on this list:

Meth. Meth makes the worst parents ever. That woman’s face has it written all over.

At this point, I wish this too. I genuinely think that Pence would be better, because I don’t think that Pence would get into a nuclear war over a few insults.

It is so, so bad when Mike Pence is a better option.

What a bimbo. She DOES know that the Berlin Wall came down in 1989, right? She remembers Saint Ronbo taking credit for it? Gurl, that wall don’t work. That is an ex-wall.

You are so dumb.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression

People who regularly fly Delta: why?

Fuck that. The state of Colorado should be suing John Ramsey for wasting a shit ton of tax dollars on a sham murder investigation instead of just admitting their son was sick and getting him help.

Even if I didn’t think Burke did it (which I do) no human ever born, or their suffering, has been worth SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS

British reality tv will rapidly disabuse of any notions you had that Brits are smarter and more sophisticated than Americans or pretty much anyone anywhere.

Says you. Just yesterday I drooled on the floor of my apartment while I was trying to yell at my boyfriend for leaving his shoes in the living room while simultaneously leaning over to pick up said shoes.

You’re also not a drooling idiot.

I’m a white person and as such work diligently against my own racism on a daily basis. I openly acknowledge that racism exists within all white people and must be challenged.

Hold. Up.

I don’t remember it being this controversial when God was a white woman. And Canadian.

As terrifying as this whole thing, the schadenfreude I get from seeing supporters’ eyes open about how they were conned has been beautiful. Just beautiful.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."