I read all of these in the 70’s when I was first allowed to get books from the Adult section of the library*. And now I have to go read them again dammit.

PS it’s not a link to porn I SWEAR. But it is the funniest review of a kitchen gadget I’ve ever read...

This has got nothing to do with crisps (as we call them over here in Blighty) but when I read it I thought of you. Sorry!

*jealous of dog*

Oh god, now I want my own little yellow bastard.

Me too. And I’m a lot older than six.

I initially read the headline as Bill Cosby* which would have been a whole other story

Today you get ALL THE STARS

And it’s only the second decade of the 21st century...

Aren’t we all? Piñatas for EVERYONE!

You’re missing a category. The “why is this even a question - of course I would” category...

That is one singularly unattractive baby. Perhaps you need to drink the beer to make it less demonic.

The bad ones have all been eaten by rabid caterpillars. Possibly.

Everything. Everything in Australia wants to kill you. Bill Bryson’s book about Aus is pretty funny if you haven’t read it.

I’ve got lupus and use the Neutrogena 50 daily and the SPF 100 spray when it’s really sunny. Lifesaver. Literally.

I’ve got lupus and use the Neutrogena 50 daily and the SPF 100 spray when it’s really sunny. Lifesaver. Literally.

Yup, we get hit with 20% tax on tampons, pads etc in the UK. V(alue) A(dded) T(ax) is an indicator of luxury so cakes are VATable but biscuits (cookies for all you yanks) are not. Clearly the 50% of the population have the luxury of menstruation...

I only ever see Lipton’s Tea in places where coffee is the more common drink - US, France, Italy etc. Am not sure if it’s the cause or the effect.

I only ever see Lipton’s Tea in places where coffee is the more common drink - US, France, Italy etc. Am not sure if…

I’m do annoyed about everything right now.

The girl back right (with the fringe - bangs for those US among us) could be me 30 years ago. In fact I thought it was me except I was lucky enough to be a teenager before camera phones or selfies. Thank the baby jeebus.

But this has got a six way and alien sex. Bound to be even lovelier! And Larry’s an arse obviously.